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saramountain:

Going to respond to all criticism with “I’m Kanye West, that doesn’t make any sense.”

(via vaginal-erection)

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jakeyelias:

gabrielsbutt:

toburnbright:

Oh, wow. The usual version of wing tattoos where they’re folded up against the shoulder blades doesn’t appeal to me but these… oh yes.

GET ON MY BODY

still really love this.

(via koriohmann)

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Teen who wanted his cat in his yearbook is joined by principal for the most amazing photo ever." [chelsperry/trinacria]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Teen who wanted his cat in his yearbook is joined by principal for the most amazing photo ever." [chelsperry/trinacria]

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bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

(via thefuuuucomics)

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totallymarriedriversong:

"Neither of us are paragons of physical perfection. That’s why I pitched that nude-photo idea: It’s as if we were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but of course we’re not. Yet before we met with you, Nick told me how beautiful I looked in my pajamas in the hotel. I didn’t really, by somebody else’s standards, but it’s very nice to hear that, especially as an actress in Hollywood. Nick has said he would divorce me if I got Botox."

-Megan Mullally with husband Nick Offerman

(via radgoats)

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grcssest:

this is honestly still the funniest thing i have ever seen

(via ruinedchildhood)

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